My new standby concoction is only for the stout of heart. To begin with, you should start with a tall glass - 16 oz. should do - and fill it about 3/4 of the way with ice. Add the following and don't be afraid:

• 1-1/2 oz. Jack Daniels Bourbon Whiskey
• 1-1/2 oz. Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
• 1-1/2 oz. Southern Comfort Bourbon Whiskey
• 1/2 oz. Sweet and Sour mix
• Top if off with Cranberry Juice

You'll probably realize that it needs to be stirred. You may realize that waiting for the ice to begin to melt helps soften the effect. You may also realize that spilling this on the floor will strip the wax. On the other hand, if you simply drink it, you'll quickly not realize much of anything.